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What Dr. Sheldon Cooper could teach about photography

6/27/2013

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Sheldon: I made tea. 
Leonard: I don't want tea. 
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea. 
Leonard: Then why are you telling me? 
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter. 
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter. 
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.


Case in point ... I want you to comment on my blog posts and start a conversation -- you may care nothing for photography but LOVE Sheldon Cooper. Checkmate!

Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.

Okay, technically Sheldon can't teach us anything from this but Leonard can!  This would be my answer when someone asks this after telling me that I "must have a really good camera"!  This would be tantamount to telling Paula Deen (:O - did I say that?) that she must have a really good oven.

Sheldon: Penny. 
Penny: Yeah. 
Sheldon: Thanks for letting me stay here. 
Penny: Oh, you're welcome sweetie. 
Sheldon: Okay, I'm sleepy now get out.

Yeah, this is me when I'm trying to process images.  

Sheldon: I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.

*no comment* ;)

Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

Shut up Dena!  Nobody cares about the connection of depth of field, shutter speed and ISO. :/

Leonard: I know what your doing.
Sheldon: You do?
Leonard: You're using chocolate as a positive reinforcement for what you consider is a correct behavior!
Sheldon: Very good! Chocolate?

Or in my case, "Smarties".  Works like a charm EVERY time!

As you can tell, one of my favorite shows is "The Big Bang Theory".  What's your favorite Sheldon quote?
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John Dilbeck
6/29/2013 06:07:54 am

Here's one of my favorite Sheldon quotes...

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

And another...

Leonard: What's that?
Sheldon: Tea. When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. (a pause as he tries to think of what to do next, then he says awkwardly) 'There, there'. (another pause) You wanna talk about it?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Good! 'There there' was really all I had.

JD

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