What Dr. Sheldon Cooper could teach about photography

Sheldon: I made tea. 
Leonard: I don't want tea. 
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea. 
Leonard: Then why are you telling me? 
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter. 
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter. 
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.


Case in point ... I want you to comment on my blog posts and start a conversation -- you may care nothing for photography but LOVE Sheldon Cooper. Checkmate!

Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.

Okay, technically Sheldon can't teach us anything from this but Leonard can!  This would be my answer when someone asks this after telling me that I "must have a really good camera"!  This would be tantamount to telling Paula Deen (:O - did I say that?) that she must have a really good oven.

Sheldon: Penny. 
Penny: Yeah. 
Sheldon: Thanks for letting me stay here. 
Penny: Oh, you're welcome sweetie. 
Sheldon: Okay, I'm sleepy now get out.

Yeah, this is me when I'm trying to process images.  

Sheldon: I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.

*no comment* ;)

Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

Shut up Dena!  Nobody cares about the connection of depth of field, shutter speed and ISO. :/

Leonard: I know what your doing.
Sheldon: You do?
Leonard: You're using chocolate as a positive reinforcement for what you consider is a correct behavior!
Sheldon: Very good! Chocolate?

Or in my case, "Smarties".  Works like a charm EVERY time!

As you can tell, one of my favorite shows is "The Big Bang Theory".  What's your favorite Sheldon quote?